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1 HOW DOES I PLAYED TEH GAME?!

[edit] HOW DOES I PLAYED TEH GAME?!

So you decided to give EVE a try and join us in our struggle to grief people and laugh about it while flying internet spaceships? You are very welcome to do so!

To do this successfully, follow this easy step to step guide. If you manage to fail somehow, you are probably too stupid to play the game.

[edit] Download the client

To download the client click the following link:

www.eve-online.com/download/

Don't be retarded and dl a MAC client if you use a PC...

[edit] Create a free trial account

This can be done 2 ways. Either you have a person who owns a real account send you an invite for a 21-day trial (which can be sent to 3 persons each month), simply ask on IRC if anyone can hook you up.

If no one is willing to send you an invite, or if you are not really sure if you want to play EVE yet and just check the gameplay you can sign up for a free 14-day trial given to any random retard who can manage to click a button.

Do this by entering www.eveonline.com/ and click the "Free 14-Day Trial" button.

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Join the ingame chat

Once you managed to install the client and set up an account it's time to create your character which is worth a section of its own. But once you get past that, join the ingame channel named "fuk-rog". This is done by clicking the icon in your left side panel named "Channels & Mailing Lists", click "join" and insert "fuk-rog".

While you wait for the client to be downloaded, read up on the Story_and_Gameplay